Insane clowns… politicians taking bribes…insane clowns…billionaires play with our lives Insane clowns… pundits gather all around.. insane clowns… scientists can’t make a sound Can I get some Grease on da wheels On the wagon once again And it’s stanky On ma hangdown Gotta find myself a friend But I ain’t makin no money Got the letter in da mail And I canny go shopping At da black Friday sale It’s all gonna be ok And Mr. Bezos get away Armageddon come around Politician make no sound Gonna get my 45 See how many stay alive In-sane clowns Insane clowns.. wack-a-mole that never ends..Insane clowns.. no one left to make amends Insane clowns.. truth was never in the mix.. insane clowns.. seem to all be swinging dicks Insane clowns..gonna make you slave and fight..Insane clowns.. on the left and on the right Insane clowns..spying on you day and night..Insane clowns…nearly all the color white Insane clowns..they don’t know the right from wrong..Insane clowns.. will never sing this song Insane clowns..they can’t look you in the eyes…Insane clowns..government is their disguise

Here’s a little story bout a horse named Blu Who wanted to be a big tractor With more horsepower and a vroom like sound He’d be powerful ever after And so he began taking gasoline pills To dial himself up a notch Well low and behold now what did he find He’d sprouted a monster crotch He thought “I’ll make this tractor obsolete” And proceeded to haul more ass But what the vet neglected to mention was He’d have to eat a shit-ton of grass A horse is a horse Of course, of course Unless it’s got tractor envy Horsepower Is a drug to make one smug And send you into a frenzy While hanging at the trough with the other steeds He said address me as vroom I’ve transcended the workhorse meme And I roll like a sonic boom But victory is sometimes a two edged sword As most of you may have heard All the broncos saw the manure pile up And instead called him shit-bird Vroom couldn’t understand Why the mustangs laughed And the fillies all got scared away Ya gotta be careful what you wish for Cuz Rome wasn’t built in a day Now nature is what nature does And consequence gives quite the buzz As once you go, you can’t come back Like a one way ticket to a heart attack A horse ain’t a tractor nor is it a plough The tackle that you gots in the here and now Cuz the grass ain’t greener in the other field And the tools you got should be what you wield Now you might say not “why?” but “why not?” But surgery and pills just hurts a lot If ya wanna be strong, well that’s inside So wear your inner horse with pride

I once heard a health guru explain That we all should be more s’wole But how does that equate to a perfect state When your motive’s as black as your soul I bought a ticket to a burning man And drank the konbu koolaide According to plan A hole ain’t a hole until it’s s’wole Then you can’t pass gas with much control The woke folk sell Everything that’s s’well But the rest of us apparently Are going to hell A hole ain’t a hole until it’s s’wole Then you can’t pass gas with much control If you open the Gates And let the psychos in You can be damn sure That they’re going to win I’ve heard tales from the crypt for weeks And even though it’s winter You can hear birds tweet When did a bike ride turn into spin Then there’s the influencers Selling skin I bought a ticket to a burning man And drank the konbu koolaide According to plan

They say that the pen beats the sword I wonder if that might be true Cuz I got a bone to pick And I wanna tell all of you The Billionaires got all the cards They got all the media too And that bone I got to pick They want me to pick it with you We’ll fight each other And they’ll be forgot We’ll both get nowhere And they won’t get caught But they make the trouble And sow all the strife Cest la vie, that’s life But what if we stop playin ball And make them pay all that is due Life would be way more rich Then we could all stop getting screwed Shareholders care about profits What are we all gonna do Better do something and quickly Cuz they’re gonna kill all of you Hey man… ain’t this… a wonderful life…no love…no time… ain’t it a crime.

These days we Wade Instead of Roeing to cross Control the kitty cat Before she gets lost But there’s a better way To retaliate Stop taking blows From all the haters who hate It’s time for the naughty shop It’s time to pull all the stops A pickle, a dil, a pildo, a thrill Electric banana, an eric santana Just boycott the meat, till crazies retreat and then it’s fait accompli just hang a sign up “the amusements are closed” Self-pleasure is better As all catholic girls know The lads won’t like it But they’ll quickly agree Courts shouldn’t stop A sweaty missionary All sticky fingers unite It’s time to stop the far right Just get your solo freak on No need to be a state pawn A dalek, dildonic, a triple gin-tonic An i-cock, a sin-stick, a wand The toolbox is full, of toy-cock and bull You won’t need a bail-bond

Woke up this morning Read the paper it seems Grammar went sideways If you know what I mean They, them and their Are now non-plural address I’m so unique It’s a grammatical mess Use your name It’s the same not a game It’s a shame What’s a name Claim to fame Casting blame Taking aim Girls and boys No longer fit in a box A-gender politics Is sly like a fox Shakespeare would laugh And write another King Lear But linguists balk And back away in pure fear Sociologists are changing their stance and giving lectures on some travelling pants Elites conniving Stoking all of the hate Our youth is tindering From date to date She said her girlfriends Are giving her shit He want’s to meet her More than he can admit They want theirs too But we all want to get laid You call it what you want We’re all being played

I’m so offended baby yesterday That Some poor sucker didn’t get his way It’s just so hard not to take offence Even though the offended didn’t give two cents Unbearable whiteness of being so woke Means takin offense at every joke Cultured appropriation Killing all fun And making a mockery of everyone I’ll virtue signal till I’m blue in the face Magnanimosity’s a white person’s grace Not what you do, but what you’re seen to have done Don’t wanna spoil everyone’s good clean fun Social justice warrior media troll Looking for some outrage as I casually scroll Not important whom I try to protect Lets go to Musky town for increased effect

A B T Q C D E A mixed up lexicon is following me F G B T Q plus 2 And one more letter just for you Q’s the new B And Taxpayer is T why are all the rainbows following me? H I J K M & N I don’t see anyone Laying claim to them O P R S U & V Can I ask you out with me I don’t ask, and I don’t tell Cuz un-woke folks reside in hell I don’t think or even dwell On my in ability to spell Maybe you should think before you speak Your mindfulness has made you weak Your plant based food Has made you nuts Like China’s death by A thousand cuts Navigate this If you’re super woke You’re antifa movement’s a silly joke The hipsters died In a ball of flame With their influencer beards And lumberjack squid game

You think they’ll tell you the truth When all they’re doing is stealing your youth Plug in…and turn up that dial Protect…your sensitive files You trust…the scroll of your feed But what…do you really need Device, all pocket sized You’re stuck, can’t mobilize Your told, to optimize While they, psycho-analyze

I wanna go lion hunting I wanna kill some pricks White savior dumb bunny assholes All swingin their dicks They think they’re above it all Their shit don’t stink Well I got news for you baby We’re smarter than you think You need minions to scrub your back And peasants to help you pack And gophers to fetch your things And pilots to give you wings So we’ll spike your shampoo lad And bomb your luggage comrade Yours shit will be slow to arrive And you might not get there alive I wanna go shoot some ducks The very same that don’t give a fuck 99 percent of us here Ask yourself “who can’t you fear” You’re all dogs that have had their day Until now we’ve been your prey But you better watch out cupcake oil the car or the engine breaks